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ChineseElvis shop 

Welcome to the Chinesiest and Elvisiest shop on the internet! This is the online shop for exclusive ChineseElvis merchandise. What do you get the friend who has everything EXCEPT a ChineseElvis T-shirt? There is always a ChineseElvis thong, I suppose.... For US customers, please go to http://www.cafepress.com/chineseelvis to purchase similar items. Thangyuveramuch... 

ChineseElvis cheapo T shirt 

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Classic Value-T

This is the shirt to buy if you can't afford food for your children after hiring ChineseElvis

100% cotton

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Product number 2512152

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Price £ 6.90

ChineseElvis Thong for Europe 

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Continental String Thong

Winner of the Eurovision Thong Contest, this is the only underwear I approve of being ripped off and thrown at me during a gig. ChineseElvis' face up close and personal near your naughty bits? That's

Underwear, 45% cotton, 45% modal, 10% lycra

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Product number 2491134

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Price £ 8.99

I HEART ChineseElvis badge 

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Badges 56 mm

Why don't you add a pack of these badges to your order for the hell of it... ?

5 pack

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Product number 2512146

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Price £ 4.99

ChineseElvis Baseball Cap 

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Beechfield B58

Wear a ChineseElvis baseball cap when I am singing and you will be guaranteed a request (if I am singing that particular song anyway)!

Baseball Cap with metal closure

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Product number 2490570

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Price £ 9.99

ChineseElvis has left the Building long sleeve 

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Longsleeve Hanes

What does this even mean...? ...Which building? ...Who cares? A long sleeve T shirt to wear under a short sleeve T shirt.

100% cotton

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Product number 2466846

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Price £ 11.49

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