ChineseElvis shop 

Welcome to the Chinesiest and Elvisiest shop on the internet! This is the online shop for exclusive ChineseElvis merchandise. What do you get the friend who has everything EXCEPT a ChineseElvis T-shirt? There is always a ChineseElvis thong, I suppose.... For US customers, please go to http://www.cafepress.com/chineseelvis to purchase similar items. Thangyuveramuch... 

Open Your own Shop!

Are YOU a mug (for ChineseElvis?) 

Mug

Yes!! You are and you know it! Special price until April 2006.

Ceramic

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ChineseElvis My Arse! 

Boxer Shorts

Followers and fans of the BBC sitcom, The Royle Family will know what I am talking about. If you dont get it, why not buy these pants for a homosexual friend?

100% cotton

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ChineseElvis badges 

Badges 25 mm

Badges for those of you who like ChineseElvis enough to want to buy badges, but not enough to claim that you HEART him. A sort of halfway house. That's why they are smaller, too

5 pack

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ChineseElvis blue shirt 

Hi5 Girlie Baseball

A lot of blue and a lot of ChineseElvis

Stylish girlie shirt, 100% cotton

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ChineseElvis Bride & Groom T Shirt 

Classic Value-T

The cheapest t shirt in the shop, this is for people who hire me to sing at their wedding. Crazy people!!

100% cotton

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