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ChineseElvis shop 

Welcome to the Chinesiest and Elvisiest shop on the internet! This is the online shop for exclusive ChineseElvis merchandise. What do you get the friend who has everything EXCEPT a ChineseElvis T-shirt? There is always a ChineseElvis thong, I suppose.... For US customers, please go to http://www.cafepress.com/chineseelvis to purchase similar items. Thangyuveramuch... 

ChineseElvis baseball cap 

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Beechfield B58

Never even heard of ChineseElvis? Who cares? Buy this cap.

Baseball Cap with metal closure

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Product number 5151352

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Price £ 9.99

ChineseElvis navy blue T 

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Mens Slim Contrast Tee

ChineseElvis T shirts are all the rage. Just think of the Chinese children working their fingers to the bone just to make this T. Warms your heart, innit?

Stylish retro shirt, 100% cotton

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Product number 2493781

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Price £ 11.99

ChineseElvis Cap 

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Beechfield B58

Not a ChineseElvis-endorsed contraceptive device, this is a cap that you wear on your head. Although I am working on sourcing ChineseElvis condoms...

Baseball Cap with metal closure

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Product number 2494719

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ChineseElvis red shirt 

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Hi5 Girlie Baseball

Ideal for getting your breasts either side of ChineseElvis' face - yet still trendy enough to look good...

Stylish girlie shirt, 100% cotton

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Product number 2493858

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Price £ 14.99

ChineseElvis Thongs of Praise 

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Continental String Thong

Another ChineseElvis Thong - soon there will be one of each day of the week

Underwear, 45% cotton, 45% modal, 10% lycra

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Product number 2512170

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Price £ 8.99

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